Yo homeslice! Ben Frank here, s' right! You may be saying, "O', WTF? BEN FRANKIE IZ AL LYKE< DED." Well lemme tell you sumthin, I wuz a prez, and I'm on da 100$ bill. Yah boi, I'm all like, ritch. And Ie wuz a printer aprentace, and a prez, and a scientist, and lyke, I wuz all gangsta.
If u waunt, I'll sign ur decleration of independance.